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I'm one of the 55. ** **  Are U?  **

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it. **__

Chinese Call-Centre __**

Caller: ** Hello, can I speak to ** Annie Wan ** ** Operator: ** Yes, you can speak to me. ** Caller ** : No, I want to speak to ** Annie Wan ** ! ** Operator ** : Yes I understand you want to speak to  ** anyone. ** You can speak to me. Who is this? ** Caller: ** I'm ** Sam Wan **. And I need to talk to ** Annie Wan! ** It's urgent. ** Operator ** : I know you are ** someone ** and you want to talk to ** anyone ** ! But what's this urgent matter about? ** Caller: ** Well... just tell my sister ** Annie Wan ** that our brother ** Noe Wan ** was involved in an accident. ** Noe Wan ** got injured and now ** Noe Wan ** is being sent to the hospital. Right now, ** Avery Wan ** is on his way to the hospital. ** Operator ** : Look, if ** no one ** was injured and ** no one ** was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! ** Caller: ** You are so rude! Who are you? ** Operator: ** I'm ** Saw Ree **. ** Caller: ** Yes! You should be ** sorry **. Now give me your name!! ** Operator: ** That's what I said. I'm ** Saw Ree **.
 * Caller:** O h .......God!! ! !